vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .

(via surfs-up-gurl)

reallylameblog:

anyone here think the bird from flappy bird is kind of hot? asking for a friend

(via sunshinelollypopsand-rainbows)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

(via thymegatampon)

Doctor:do you drink or smoke?
Me:no
Doctor:(under his breath) what a loser
digitalmovie:


this is me about 98 percent of the time.
yungbussy:

Kiss me hard before you go,Summertime sadness

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via shh-dont-speak)

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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